Wrong

What is wrong with this picture?


Well it's an easy one isn't it? Anyone who watches Top Gear will know that Jeremy (knicker-elastic-snapper) Clarkson et al. always have a row of attractive looking women behind them in the studio. Now, lets face it, the sort of people who go to watch TG being filmed are, how can I put it politely... not female? We all know that there are only about a dozen women in the audience of three hundred and twelve thousand five hundred and twenty eight. And they have been dragged there by their husbands or boyfriends. Now I can see how the producers would push them to the front of the crowd, to give a false impression of female interest in Grumpy, Hairy and Titch, but these women actually give the impression of attending to the words of said pertrolheads.

My theory is they are hired, either from a model agency - but we know how thin and anaemic and inattentive they would be, let alone the fact that fashion models are hired for the ability to scowl through panda-eyes these days. Or the alternative is that it's russianbrides.com that provides the glamour for TG. It's the promise of a visa if you laugh at Clarkson's jokes that keeps the smile on your face.

As for Grindr, I'm not even going to look at the thumbnails...